From the land of absolutely no chance, rlTariq Simsrl. In with a shout for Origin this year so there's no way.

I used to play the Sims, and confirm that they are very good although you can get bored of them.

I understand the feeling was mutual...

You've never played it, have you. The Sims give you unconditional love, and total obedience, as long as you are perceived to be looking after them, but will desert you in droves if they think you are doing a bad job. Having maxed the size of my cities, I was clearly a deity to my Sim plebs and I bet they speak wistfully of my time in charge yea verily even now.

Dozey Parker will be getting his info from his usual source - plucked out of thin air. Can't see fullback being a priority signing. We're well covered with Kearney pluse kear,foster and Gaskell all able to play their too.

As a stop gap until the end of the season, I don't think he'd be a bad signing. If true, that is

He was reportedly on massive wages at Hudds, as an ex-SOO & international. He left due to tax changes which left him worse off. My only recollection of him is being sent off after that dust up with Bailey. Another Aussie forward who I thought "What was all the fuss about?". A steady forward if the price is right.

His sister, Rosie, would add some much needed grunt

QED, TT

Will we finally 'landin' Mexico next week?

Franny says no signings next week. They must be ones that take a while to process. That sounds like someone from down under to me.

It will feel better when Disko, Sidlow, Fergusson, Gaskell and George are all fit. That will make the squad feel stronger again + hopefully two more tough forwards by the end of April.

Fingers crossed!

When we have a fully fit squad I'd roll with:

Kearney
George
Blythe
Purts
Foster
Gaskell
Gale
Fakir
Diskin
Sidlow
Olbison
Ferguson
Donaldson

That squad on paper doesn't look too shabby.

I was surprised that Fakir wasn't given either of those numbers.

Will be saving scrutons number to give him it back next year