Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "No it wouldn't. A top rated racehorse would run 200m in 9.98 seconds, and a greyhound in 11.2 seconds. Horse wins. 400 metres? Michael Johnson ran 400 m. in 43.18 seconds. A greyhound would be 21.4 seconds, and a top racehorse 19.2 seconds. Horse wins. No wonder you lose so much money. Not from a standing start. A greyhound has the second fastest acceleration of any land mammal, reaching top speed after 3 strides. www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/jun/0 ... kchaudhary

Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "No it wouldn't. A top rated racehorse would run 200m in 9.98 seconds, and a greyhound in 11.2 seconds. Horse wins. 400 metres? Michael Johnson ran 400 m. in 43.18 seconds. A greyhound would be 21.4 seconds, and a top racehorse 19.2 seconds. Horse wins. No wonder you lose so much money. Not from a standing start. A greyhound has the second fastest acceleration of any land mammal, reaching top speed after 3 strides. www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/jun/0 ... kchaudhary

Not the ones I falookin put my money on

Belle Vue, Manchester Friday 14/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.
[Races with more than SIX dogs will be IGNORED]
RACE... First... Second
1--- 3 6
2--- 4 5
3--- 1 2
4--- 1 3
5--- 6 4
6--- 1 2
7--- 4 1
8--- 3 6
9--- 4 1
10-- 6 3

Contestant
LUCKY LUKE NZAS
Wed 25
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 25

Contestant
thepimp007 PDIG
Wed 30
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 30

Contestant
Terrace Singer CRAT
Wed 30
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 30

Contestant
Pumpetypump CRAT
Wed 45
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 45

Contestant
debaser CRAT
Wed 30
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 30

Contestant
bullinenemyland NZAS
Wed 75
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 75

Contestant
tigertot PDIG
Wed 85
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 85

Contestant
broadybull NZAS
Wed 80
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 80

Contestant
mystic eddie PDIG
Wed 70
Fri 0
Sat 0
TOTAL 70

TOTALS
CRAT 105
NZAS 180
PDIG 185

Those presently in the elimination positions are
Lucky Luke
the pimp007
and debaser or Terrace singer

Pull yer socks up guys, or face the chop

You should have put him out of his misery in the last round.

...hare ... tortoise ...

It's early days yet. I don't like to peak too early. Let's just see where we are come the end of the last race on Saturday shall we? Let's just say I am quietly confident. I am the Christopher Maloney of this competetion.

What? You are a big gay Scouse crooner who fancies your own nan?

I am shocked by this.

What - you're not going to turn up for the Final?

Belle Vue, Manchester Friday 14/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.
[Races with more than SIX dogs will be IGNORED]
RACE... First... Second
1--- 2 6
2--- 6 3
3--- 4 1
4--- 3 4
5--- 5 2
6--- 6 2
7--- 1 6
8--- 4 6
9--- 2 5
10-- 3 5

Well, well, well.
Belle Vue, Manchester Friday 14/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.

RACE First Second
1 LUCKY LUKE NZAS
Wed 25
Fri 85
Sat 0
TOTAL 110

Contestant
thepimp007 PDIG
Wed 30
Fri 30
Sat 0
TOTAL 60

Contestant
Terrace Singer CRAT
Wed 30
Fri 40
Sat 0
TOTAL 70

Contestant
Pumpetypump CRAT
Wed 45
Fri 35
Sat 0
TOTAL 80

Contestant
debaser CRAT
Wed 30
Fri 45
Sat 0
TOTAL 75

Contestant
bullinenemyland NZAS
Wed 75
Fri 65
Sat 0
TOTAL 140

Contestant
tigertot PDIG
Wed 85
Fri 25
Sat 0
TOTAL 110

Contestant
broadybull NZAS
Wed 80
Fri 75
Sat 0
TOTAL 155

Contestant
mystic eddie PDIG
Wed 70
Fri 85
Sat 0
TOTAL 155

TOTALS
CRAT 225
NZAS 405
PDIG 325

Who can catch them?

The honour of being the RAB Top Greyhound Tipster is presently a tie between Broadybull and Mystic Eddie. Gentlemen, your dogs await.

Belle Vue, Manchester Saturday 15/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.
[Races with more than SIX dogs will be IGNORED]
RACE... First... Second
1--- 4 3
2--- 5 1
3--- 4 5
4--- 1 3
5--- 2 4
6--- 3 1
7--- 6 3
8--- 4 3
9--- 4 6
10-- 6 1

Final roster go get me a winner my little doggies

Just as well I am in the side.

Oh it's all gone quiet over there,
Oh it's all gone quiet over there,
Oh it's all gone quiet
All gone quiet . . .

I have every faith in my captain. Tigertot, leader of men.