All the things she said, all things she said. Running through my head, running through my head!

Tatu.

Who I think used to play for Fev.

Didn't know we had a resident ballet expert!

I'm also good on South African social rights activists.

Didn't know Steve Biko was into ballet. Interesting.

Nooo, I meant Desmond. You know, the bloke who opposed Apartheid just before he went on to cut Porkpie's hair.

TuTu and SuSu?

Clearly nothing much to talk about.

Nope, that's why we're reduced to debating the merits of Bradford's curry houses on the other thread.
Surely there will be an ending to this agony soon?

Well there will one way or another, as every day that passes without an announcement sees another few players leave. It's like watching a badly injured animal staggering along, thinking it might just get better, even though it's clearly dying, its cruel. Will someone just put us down once and for all please.

Don't mess with my TuTu

It's looking ever worse.

Will the last to leave please turn the light out?