As it's showbiz related can I include this query here? Basically I find that Lady Gaga really confusing. Should I fancy her or not? Is she a tasty bit of skirt or a dolled up munter?

Ps. Where is Christine Hamilton these days. She's lovely and I bet she knows her way around the crochet lawn. Likes a good chucka with the old wood!! Didn't like her wet husband but she was alright. Waaaayyyyy!!! Phwor!!! etc. etc.

She's a hermaphrodite.

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I'm so not going to ask how or why you found out about that website.

Right, I'll tell you how I found out. My mate told me! That may say alot about him rather than me, but there you go. I just searched "Lady Gaga hermaphrodite" into google, and hey presto, my friend wasn't telling porkys.

A bit overly defensive aren't we!?

If I'd have done something like that, I'd have used the same excuse

I've got 2 hermann's tortoises. Are they by chance related?

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I did a conservation project on Corsica for the Hermann's tortoise. Bet you didn't know that.
They might be related to a Bradford half back.

Did you nick a couple and put them in your luggage?

The speed they go at, I frankly doubt a genetic link though I'll reserve judgment until I get firm evidence of Deac's climbing/escape ability and propensity to eat dandelions.