I know i'm late but i'm just back off holiday and wanted to show my artistic side!!!

Bit harsh to be in the bottom 2 this week. Now I know how Ella felt on X Factor. Tigertots' Louis Walsh moment awaits...

Ahh my favourite!!

Gambling!

Hope i dont jinx my self!

AKA - Team A's new captain

Right. It is time to use my tried and tested system for dog racing. A £1 reverse forecast on traps 2 and 6 for every race. This has, in all the years I have used it, never produced a profit. Here goes
RACE... First... Second
1--- 2 6
2--- 2 6
3--- 2 6
4--- 2 6
5--- 2 6
6--- 2 6
7--- 2 6
8--- 2 6
9--- 2 6
10-- 2 6

Belle Vue, Manchester Friday 14/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.
[Races with more than SIX dogs will be IGNORED]
RACE... First... Second
1--- 6 2
2--- 6 2
3--- 6 2
4--- 6 2
5--- 6 2
6--- 6 2
7--- 6 2
8--- 6 2
9--- 6 2
10-- 6 2

Belle Vue, Manchester Saturday 15/12/2012
First 10 races with SIX dogs running.
[Races with more than SIX dogs will be IGNORED]
RACE... First... Second
1--- 2 6
2--- 6 2
3--- 2 6
4--- 6 2
5--- 2 6
6--- 6 2
7--- 2 6
8--- 6 2
9--- 2 6
10-- 6 2

Genius!

How can I be eliminated? I was top in one round. It's a disgrace and a joke. Im off to email the RFL.

Depending on track..

I usually go for a 6-1 or 4-2 RF

That would be because you chose to rest on your laurels after the first round, and left it to the others, taking the risk that they would not garner more points than you, but they did, toiling manfully at their stations, while you caroused the nights away, living high on the hog, and derelicting your duties. A game is for 80 minutes. He who laughs last laughs best. How are the mighty fallen. Slowly slowly[size [... OK OK that's enough hackneyed cliches for one post- Ed.] [/size

So, two days to go to the first racecard - and only one entry. Hmmmmmmm

Also, tigertot . . . I need a decision

I demand an inquiry. I won the first round. Was in the top ten on the leaderboard in the second round and entered a haiku in the poetry section. The only one to enter a recognised form of poetry. Surely bonus points for getting the key words into 19 syllables? Even if it was 3.

Some people have not even bothered to enter. At least I was d.

Do I need to sleep with Shania or something?

How about if I redistribute the rest of my entrance fee amongst the other competitors? Do I get to stay in then?

Begging your pardon, mine was pure doggeral.

Life is seldom fair
But haiku is not easy
Give Debaser points