Working behind a bar in Leeds sh*t loads of years ago Willie John McBride and the Ulster team came in after a game v Yorkshire (Ok it was Union)
He saw that Bushmills was on the optics and asked for a large one. So I served him a double measure.
He looked distainfully at the glass and then at me. "Little man" he said "Put the glsss under the mean thiing and i'll tell you when to stop"
So six measures in the glass

Wife was make-up artist for the Bulls Pantomime show a few years ago. She walked into the dressing room and said to Lesle, Withers and Big Red "Ok, Its time I touched you all up"

With Dev from Coronation Street on a long train journey... he isn't acting in Corrie.

Excellent!

Anyway, since the OP is from Ilkley, why can't he change the thread to the grammatically correct "Famous people with whom you have been stuck"?

You can take the boy out of Castleford. . .

Actually it should be "Famous people with whom one has been stuck" but I was attempting to get down wth the kids in the 'hood.
And it's not facking Castleford you oik.

Robin Grumbleweed, Mick McManus, and Frank Stapleton's car.

A couple of years ago...once queuing for coffee at stansted airport when the wife said "who,s the band over there in the corner and " i looked over and it was old rockers Slade...me been a guitarist she then said who,s the guitarist for them...i said Dave Hill if you could call him a guitarist,he was gash...at that point the guy in front of me turned round and said "cheers Mate"...you guessed it..it was Dave Hill.

My second cousin married one of the original 5 Grumbleweeds.

And in other news...

I was once stuck next to Terry Newton for about 10 minutes at the bar in the Skyrack waiting to be served, we exchanged the usual grumbles people do when waiting to be served for ages - he was there before me but, despite that, I managed to push in and get served first.

At this point a Saints fan would no doubt imagine that he attacked me, leaving me in hospital fighting for my life. But he didn't.

I once also ended up at the urinal next to former City player and convicted armed robber Jamie Lawrence in Queens Hall after City had won 1-0 at Barnsley in the 98/99 promotion season. I told him it was a good win but he hadn't had the best of games - he obviously didn't take it too much to heart as he then bought me a pint.

Last week I apparently ate at the table next to a famous Colombian actress in a restaurant in Bogota. No idea what her name was, but the Colombian I was with was a little starstruck.

Was paying for petrol at Northampton Services when Sir Cliff Richard walked and asked where the toilets were. The guy behind the counter, recognising him pointed in the direction. As soon as the door to the lav was closed he announced to everyone in the shop that he'd just realised that he had been in 5 minutes earlier and he hoped that Sir Cliff didn't mind the smell!!!

I got back to the car where I was telling my mates what happened when he walked out and got into a Range Rover with none other than Cilla Black in the passenger seat.

I can remember once giving him a lift to a BISA meeting and realising just how big the bloke was as he tried to squeeze into my fiesta

Once after a game against Fulham @ Chiswick poly was talking to the bloke out of brush strokes who was summat to do with Fulham.

Also bumped into deacs several times mostly in Wigan but once in immigration queue in Dominican Republic.

Kyren Bracken in Corfu as well.