Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "I was thinking about how to raise some mega money to buy the club and stick fingers up at the RFL, Council etc. I know where there is a repository for gold bullion. I am looking for a locksmith, several people with vans with extra-reinforced suspension, and a fence who could cash in a few billions-worth of gold bars no questions asked. Someone who knows how to operate those dangly wire harness things would be a bonus. Oh and has anyone got any torches. Head torches would look more professional. Who's with me? I think you need to wear a black outfit.'"
This bullion isn't in the back of a bus hanging over a cliff is it?
Hasn't anybody heard from a Nigerian prince with a legacy he can't get out of the country?
