Would rather choose from a selection of bottled beer than drink Tetleys to be honest.

As I once said to the landlord in my local when he said he was thinking of getting Tetley's in as a guest, "If Tetley's pumped beer directly to my house and I got it free from a tap in the kitchen, I'd still prefer to come to the pub and buy something decent". Strangely, (or maybe not so strangely) after doing a vox pop amongst the regulars he didn't bother with the Tetleys.

Even funnier, a few years later the darts team wanted to run the team in the Tetley's handpump league, not because they wanted the beer but because (apparently) it was a good darts league. Of course, it meant the gaffer had to have it on the bar on darts night, which he did, but trouble was none of my local team's players were actually drinking the stuff and to a large extent neither did the visiting team, so it was hanging round and "cluttering up a pump" (© the landlord) until it went sour. The handpump league didn't reign long....

Same here.

After what they did to the Leeds brewery, drinking that sheeite that they have the cheek to still call "Tetleys" is not only a clear sign of having no sense of taste, but also for a Yorkshireman, an offence of treason. If they want customers to support it, then try to con the locals in Warrington or wherever the foul impostor is now "brewed".

They had it on in the airport bar in Alicante, and nobody was even buying it there. Maybe that's where they make it now. I wouldn't be surprised.

Is Stella a real ale?

There are a few options here:

1. Get someone who attends local festivals with ale tents/stalls - didnt attend Saltaire this year but there was real ale tent at the Chapel Allerton festival supplying a mix of Kirkstall, Roosters and Ridgeside. Someone with that level of skill could manage a similar operation for game day. A more Bradford flavour could be served up - although I may be kicked out of the family but I dont care for Saltaire Ale much (actually brewed in Shipley which irks a pedant like me )

2. I know of a guy who has a number of mobile bars serving up theakstons and black sheep although the bar infrastructure is in place - again I suppose Im saying there is the management out there to provide decent ales for a limited window

3. We, the ale loving arm of the Bradford Bulls support could commit to making sure every last drop is drunk

Did anyone sample the leyton orient fan run ale bar at london away? maybe there could be some way of organising this- with profits going to the club?

Can't see the Orient fans being too keen on volunteering to run the Bulls bar TBH.

How about hosting an Odsal beer and curry festival in the coral stand, with a vote for house beer from the guests on the day.

A nice chalice of wife beater, cant beat it for any marital problems you may be having