What an absolutely brilliant idea!

Plus she's local so the travel expenses will be minimal.

Come on, RFL, get yer fingers out

Mate, when you put your mind to it, you're a comedy genius, and that's a fact

No, I'm still laughing.

Must admit I heard her singing on the radio and decided to watch the Youtube clip, the first and only time I've watched this show or X Factor.

It just confirmed my pre-conception of these types of shows. I thought the initial attitude of the judges and audience to her was repulsive. I cannot see why anyone would be remotely interested in their subsequent views. Some may think "it makes good telly", I'd rather scatch my eyes out with broken glass.

You and me both!

Seen as it's a thread about something pointless, I'll just add that I've just become a Bronze Member. Where's my £1000 cheque?

As it's showbiz related can I include this query here? Basically I find that Lady Gaga really confusing. Should I fancy her or not? Is she a tasty bit of skirt or a dolled up munter?

Ps. Where is Christine Hamilton these days. She's lovely and I bet she knows her way around the crochet lawn. Likes a good chucka with the old wood!! Didn't like her wet husband but she was alright. Waaaayyyyy!!! Phwor!!! etc. etc.

She's a hermaphrodite.

rlhttps://thetruthabouthermaphrodites.blogspot.com/2009/03/lady-ga-ga.htmlrl

I'm so not going to ask how or why you found out about that website.

Right, I'll tell you how I found out. My mate told me! That may say alot about him rather than me, but there you go. I just searched "Lady Gaga hermaphrodite" into google, and hey presto, my friend wasn't telling porkys.