How can you say that about a player who hasn't played for a year. If you don't want Hally he's welcome at wakey anytime!

How cant I say that, Ive seen him play for a number of years, the same as Ive seen Dave and Rikki play since they were both boys. And by the way, I do want to keep Dave.

I realise that we can't make any guesses on the outcome of the sentencing. However I'm going to do so anyway.

I think he is likely to be sentenced to death and hanged. Surely then he'll be willing to eat humble pie and play FB for us as a Zombie.

When you think about it, the resulting vacant expression and stumbling motion will be almost indistinguishable from our present players.

What a bloody pathetic stupid suggestion.

If he's gone down with a bad case of dead, he'll not need to eat - be it humble pie or anything else - will he??

I despair sometimes...

If he is a Zombie then its brains he will be eating.

He can start with Platt.

Not going to get his dinner out of that though. Nothing wrong with nibbles I suppose..

Likely to suffer some huge farts afterwards though?

I wonder if the other player involved in this will have his contract terminated too....

Hmmm one player is injury prone and ok, the other is very very talented and barely gets injured. Cynicism would point to only one answer.

Not necessarily. It may be possible that an employer could sack an employee found guilty of a crime. Certainly one as serious as assault.

If I was found guilty of such a crime, I would expect to be sacked.

Me too. Without a doubt. And quite rightly.

Not me. But then I am a hitman.

In that case, you didn't do the job.

So yes, definately sacked.

The young reserve at Cas was sacked last week. Senior players will not be sacked like the rest of us would with serious convictions against us.


Even if they played for us I would expect them to get the boot.

Well it would be strange indeed to routinely sack players that test positive for banned substances like we did with Hudson but not similarly ban people who are found guilty of violent crime. However, that appears to be the case.

As a game we deem cheating far more heinous than serious assault.