Quote: tigertot " Or are these unconnected third parties also owned by the sugar daddies & are paying the players for no return?'"
Out of the mouths of tots...
Let me tell you what I would do, if I was a club owner or CEO who wanted to sign superstar player Mark Key but had little room under the cap.
Firstly, I would approach all my legit business contacts - and if necessary pay a specialist PR agent to approach HIS contacts - to see if a legit business was interested in paying for the player's image rights for a genuine deal. Something along the lines of Scully and Gillette or Harris and Tissot or Publico, or on a smaller scale with a local business. (On an unrelated note, it did strike me as interesting that Sam Burgess was revealed as the new face of Lexus Bradford - a business with no obvious connection with the Bulls - the day before the Bulls announced his new contract with us...). Note that we are talking genuine deals for a player promoting a business' products or services. Nothing whatsoever wrong with that.
If such a deal was done, then with my club hat on the club would then contract to pay the player the higher of:
a - the amount the player (or, realistically, his agent) needed to achieve the package he was looking for; or
b - the amount that would be sufficient to convince the salary cap auditor that there was a genuine playing contract in place.
Would I be able to sleep soundly in my bed, and admire myself in the mirror the following morning? I would be uneasy, but could PROBABLY live with myself on the basis that all the other buggers were doing the same or worse, and I was keeping people in jobs and my team successful. And I was not getting slagged off on my team's internet forum by näive fans who believed everyone conducted their affairs as honourably and with the integrity that they do their own.
Now let me tell you what I would NOT do - but I could not speak for all my fellow owners or CEOs here, just for myself.
I would NOT go have a chat with my mate, who owns a business with whom I have dealings. I would NOT suggest to him that he pays Mr Mark Key a couple of hundred thousand Aussie Dollars or so p.a., possibly from his overseas company that most folk are unaware of, into into a personal service company that we set up for the player in Grand Cayman or Bermuda or the like, in respect of "advisory and promotional services rendered by the company in respect of its employee Mr Mark Key".
Furthermore, recognising that Mr Key would not be expected to do a lot of work for his annual fee, I would certainly NOT suggest to my mate that, through one of my own companies, I would award one of HIS companies a contract that allowed him to make - for the sake of argument - a couple of hundred thousand Aussie dollars more than they might otherwise make. For no reason other than I was his pal and wanted to seem him do OK. No sir, I would definitely NOT do anything like that. Because I would be concerned that - whilst I had breached no rules, salary cap or otherwise, I had not acted in the spirit of the rules. I could not do such a thing. I would prefer to sleep at night, and recognise that the ugly fat balding ageing miserable sod (Eddivan, Dilligaf, Bullseye, Bully Boxer, MDF, Bulliac et all will confirm the description...) I see in the mirror every morning had at least retained his integrity. Since retaining my integrity would matter a great deal to me.
That is what I would do.
But I would be sure be fooking angry if I discovered some of my fellow owners had had no such scruples.
Thankfully, I would find that I had no evidence that they had done such a thing, and so would probably manage to avoid getting apoplectic.
And, for the avoidance of doubt, what I most definitely would NOT do would be pay the player (or his personal service company) offshore any money MYSELF. Because, quite apart from wishing to retain my integrity and honesty, I would not have got to where I was today by being totally fooking stupid.