And the said Athletics would also include a spam javelin one would hope.

Spam javelin? Isn't that in Rogers's Profanisaurus?

Good to know there's someone else who had the same misspent youth growing up with Viz.

Personally I was on the edge of my seat the entire game and really enjoyed it, however my heart sank when in the last ten mins when we were in front we had Crossley, Kirk and minchella in the middle - it was always going to end badly. Every team targets Crossley, he cant get off the floor after he’s tackled someone and his defensive reads are dire! I knew what was going to happen before they ran through him. Minchella needs to be kept at second row as it’s his best position. Saying that I enjoyed the game

Partial to a post fart quip personally.

A bit more choke and she'd have started