Three qualities but only one of any help on a rugby pitch - during game time - unless you are a bit of an exhibitionist

Jesus I hope that's not true! We're told money's tight and we're not able to afford to spend the salary cap then we find out the club are considering spending money on decomposing corpses

Ha ha, you clearly remember Wagga's helicopter!!

To look at the situation in a realistic manner, we're only going to be able to afford 'average' players for a while and we've already been told there will be no 'marquee' signings. Hopefully, at worst, we can hold on to the above average ones we've already got but I think a few could do with winding their expectations in a bit.

At the end of the day, a team of 'average' players should leave us in the middle of SL, given where we are, I'd take that for the next couple of years.

That explains why I never made it as a player.

I never saw you play, but if your sidestep away from the bar is anything to go on, I think you're being modest.

Me & buying a round go together like Jamie Foster & tackling.

I saw tigs play. I told Paul Deacon about it and Deacs shed tears he was so overwhelmed by the description. Come to think of it I did the same while Brian was playing in my team.

I have played against a number of Bradford's most legendary feared forwards, but none compares to the pain of tag rugby.

Edit for greater accuracy.

Your own fault for playing commando

Iron Karl Pryce would've been proud of you that day