Translation

Injured "against Bradford's defeat to Sheffield". Erm... No sorry I can't help with that one.

My favourite bit is 'both are out of medical equipment are following through the rehabilitation procedure'. WHAT???

I'm convinced that the website is being written by someone who can't speak English, or at the very least doesn't have English as their first language. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't using a site such as Fivrr to get someone (most probably from India or Singapore) to write the website for five quid a time.

It's actually gone beyond embarrassing now

I'm beginning to like the press releases, it's kind of like a teatime teaser where you have to decipher the code. If Oakes has been taking care of the players treatment, could that explain why they're taking longer to heal? Perhaps we should hire a proper physio?

Pewhairangi yes, no news on Hellewell.
Both huge misses for us, along with Bienek, who has been smashing everyone in his way of late.

Hope I'm wrong but I fear a narrow defeat.

22-18 to you lot!

I can definitely see the hallmark of Google Translate in there.

Everything's there, though not necessarily in the same context or right order. At the end of the day it only needs a bit of proof reading, for god's sake, it's far from difficult.

Best idea yet! Surely will go a long way to helping if anyone doing a journalism degree

The last press release is the best one yet. It's clearly translated from something. But from what? That is the question.

And who wrote it originally?
It's kind of gone beyond annoying now and into just plain baffling.

What I don't understand. People at the club MUST be aware of the god awful releases. Every time one comes out they get barraged from every angle, including the Facebook and Twitter posts that they can't help but see the comments. And yet it still happens for every single release.

If the media bloke is this bad at it and they're presumably paying him peanuts so don't want to lose a cheap worker, then just get someone to proof read everything before it's posted. It wouldn't even take someone that intelligent to spot some of the mistakes. Hell, the bloke who writes it could probably proof read his own stuff and spot some of them. Instead it's like he types it all, presses "spell check" (which of course won't show up anything other than straight spelling mistakes) and then "POST" without ever actually reading what he's written, then buggers off for a brew.

I've heard Dane Chisholm is the media bloke

Garbage so far today.

Heartbreaking more like

Leon a passenger, Vila a passenger, Ryan can't or won't tackle, clueless in attack and defence....

Apart from that it's going pretty well