The good news is the camera on my phone is now working. I just need instructions on how to upload a photo & we are laughing.

After commissioning a detailed report from KPMG I've provisionally decided that the rate will be the Unicorn GB£ to the Turtle US$. Not that it really matters, as the per-player score in the comp is what I give them, from 0-6. There are marks for style as well as technical merit.

Your teammates clearly hate you and are ignoring you, and you can't be arrsed to read the instructions already posted. But as I am that sort of guy, here ya go - I think you should find all the instructions you need rlhererl

I found I was able to get a much higher score by playing the ultimate edition which allowed me to play as Louie Spence wearing a Bradford top.

Suck on that geeks.

It's called tough love, dad, tough love. It was for your own good, and you can do it now.

(Well, or at least your butler can)

And I appreciate the kind thoughts.

Not a bad Photoshop, that. One giveaway is that nobody with half-health would in real life be so stupid as not to stand in the bubble generator. Also the fake score is in the wrong font.
It may be worth marks for effort, though, depending if I'm in a benevolent mood at marking time ...

RAB FACTOR - ROUND 3

Will take place this weekend. All you need to do is to predict the actual scores in the listed games, after 80 minutes. (No extra times/golden points etc to count).

You will score

Friday 26th September 2014
First Utility Super League - Preliminary Semi-Final
Huddersfield Giants v Catalan Dragons 20
Telstra Premiership - Preliminary Finals
South Sydney v Sydney 10

Saturday 27th September 2014
Telstra Premiership - Preliminary Finals
Penrith v Canterbury 10
National Conference Premier
East Leeds v West Hull 14

Sunday 28th September 2014
Kingstone Press Championship - Play Offs Grand Final
Featherstone v Sheffield 15
Kingstone Press Championship 1 - Play-Offs Final Eliminator
York v Hunslet 15

Castleford Tigers 10-36 Warrington Wolves


Huddersfield Giants 26-14 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 19-18 Sydney
Penrith 18-24 Canterbury

East Leeds 20-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 12-24 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 36-18 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 18-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 12-30 Skirlaugh



Featherstone 32-18 Sheffield
Leigh 28-8 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

Please can we have an up to date table on round 2 to see where we are at score wise?

Thanks

Castleford Tigers 6 - 32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 12 - 24 Catalan Dragons
South Sydney 8 - 6 Sydney

Penrith 10 - 12 Canterbury

....and here my playing style becomes very much like Bullseye's:

East Leeds 20-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 12-24 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 36-18 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 18-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 12-30 Skirlaugh
Featherstone 32-18 Sheffield
Leigh 28-8 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

We're both from the Brian Smith school, hence the amazing similarities.

Round 3

Castleford Tigers 14-22 Warrington Wolves


Huddersfield Giants 22-12 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 20-19 Sydney
Penrith 10- 32Canterbury

East Leeds 14-32 West Hull
Leigh Miners 14-22 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 40-8 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 12-44 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 4-18 Skirlaugh



Featherstone 40-12 Sheffield
Leigh 26-4 Dewsbury
York 16-10 Hunslet

Castleford Tigers 12-32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 22-24 Catalan Dragons

South Sydney 18-20 Sydney
Penrith 6- 22 Canterbury

East Leeds 18-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 18-28 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 30-10 Egremont Rangers
Wath Brow Hornets 10-32 Siddal
Wigan St Patricks 14-12 Skirlaugh

Featherstone 28-32 Sheffield
Leigh 36-10 Dewsbury
York 20-12 Hunslet

Great idea! I'm busy though but I appoint you my Temporary Deputy Round 2 Sheriff for the job of trawling through the posts and putting up the current scores posted in the form of an up to date table.

Castleford Tigers 6 - 32 Warrington Wolves

Huddersfield Giants 24 - 10 Catalan Dragons
South Sydney 14 - 10 Sydney

Penrith 16 - 12 Canterbury

East Leeds 10-30 West Hull
Leigh Miners 36-6 Wigan St Judes
Thatto Heath 24-20 Egremont
Wath Brow Hornets 22-18 Siddal
Wigan St Pats 18-12 Skirlaugh
Featherstone 30-18 Sheffield
Leigh 24-10 Dewsbury
York 22-10 Hunslet