... wake up, fix myself a stiff drink, and go back to sleep

And pigs may fly. If we can keep em under 40 and we get over 10 points I think that will holds us in good stead

think my entrance fee has been money well spent.

Count my winnings with the bookies having us a 25/1 for the outright win. I would almost say it was worth a crisp £10 note but it really isn't.

Even the handicap of -34 offered looks light

If we beat HKR, I will volunteer to do the pre-match of our first home game.

The act will be me standing naked, left hand side of me painted green singing "Back in Black"

Wonder just why it was that HKR never showed up for a home game....seriously, I'd be very happy but assume there must be some mistake!

Has anyone seen the odds for HKR game, HKR 1/500 and Bulls 20/1 or 10/11 with a 34.5 point start.

What are you referring to here, Bulliac?

Most posts in this thread are the completion of the sentence started in the thread title.

So put the words "If we beat Hull KR this weekend I will....." before his post, and you'll find it makes sense.

I think he was referring to it won't happen our Kr team must be fav to win, and I just hope we don't do what we did against Oldham last season challenge cup and not turn up and get turned over, I have every respect for Bradford and the rest of championship teams. But unfortunately Kr have a big red dot on there chests and every team will want to beat us. They will find that extra 10% energy. We have to be able to handle that good luck this season

We know all too well how that feels, and you're right, you will have a target and you'll be the team that everyone ups their games for this season. It's just part and parcel of being the "big boys" coming down from Super League. Hopefully for you guys you'll thrive on it, rather than what we did and crumble, then end up nowhere near the "big boys" any more.

I wouldn't worry too much today though. As much as your points are valid, I don't think we have enough in the squad yet to even fluke a win against a side of your quality, even if you were taking us for granted. We know all too well how good some of your players are, as 7 of your 19 have played for us.

If we just get a draw will you paint both sides green and sing "Green green grass of home"

I will run naked round Odsal with a bowling ball tied to my privates

Thankfully we lost.

Damn - I was looking forward to stretching myself