The funniest post I have ever read on here. Brilliant!

I bet he could guess your first name though.

Nah he'd guess it was Giant!!

Why do the locals call Skelmenthorpe shat? Apart from the fact it probably is? No offence I know someone from Denby Dale and find people from round that area a but weird - think it's to do with the isolation.

Maybe it's that, [i'the other man's grass is always greener'[/i, syndrome, which afflicts many who live in fairly isolated communities and don't who get out often enough to see that, actually there are lots of places just as rundown and boring ?

It comes from 'shatterers'......the name given to the men and boys who built the railway over here, they had to shatter the rock to make way for the line to be laid or something like that....I'm not a native of these parts though and i agree they are weird, i'm a Summer Wine country lad myself !

I'm hearing the giants lads are off for a curry at mr khans establishment after the game on Saturday.
Koppy is taking his own plate. It's a nice big shiny one.

Very good that, take your fans aswell Omar has two restaurants, they will be big enough

Will Kopout play, or just Kopout now nowt to play for??

He'd probably walk out just before the bill arrives.

Congrats by the way.

Which restaurants does Omar own.

I quite like the Bharat up Great Horton road If i get a job this week i will be calling in there on me way back home.