Quality!!!

I actually clicked the link

Has this made it on to the Wire board's 'Burgess is coming... and the rest' thread yet?

I Never dreamed he'd leave in summer.

As we didnt know we can work it out, blame it on the sun, but dont you worry 'bout a thing.

So whats the fuss?

Is it definitely signed,sealed delivered?

Despite what other people think about this reporter, he's certainly proved himself to be "Mr Know it all"

I've heard a rumour that he had a meeting in a Bernie inn off the M62, involving his agent, his parents and certain Wire based coaching staff.

Personally I can't see a deal being struck in a bernie and I very much doubt the rumour is true.

- edit - sorry, caps lock problems!

They asked Stevie what it was like to play second fiddle to the worst scrum half in history of SL, he said "I ain't gonna stand for it".

I spoke to Stevie's dad in the pub last night and he told me there's a weird superstition at the club. it made him uptight and that he wanted to find a place in the sun. Steve was only ever a part time lover of the bulls anyway.

A fan bought Stevie a Cheese grater as a special leaving gift. Stevie said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

(Sorry if this is a bit too distatsteful!)

...so he sat down and still moved faster.

Too obvious. Nathan McAvoy?

You`re kidding, how are wire gonna get him under cap, the kids blind side runs were the best in the game, they`ll be after richie spedding next.

I doubt he'll ever be as good as Mel Holden......

..OK Mistra know it all...