Make sure you use words like "joke", "disgrace", "scandalous" and "sine die".

All the best letters in League Express/League Weekly have em.

Rhubarb munching dirty birdies. Ooh when I think of those chumps I get really cross.

6 point deduction and £60k fine should do the trick, plus last years fine.

So they are asking for special treatment over on their forum. I'm definitely writing a letter now.

It's disgusting tbh

They vex me greatly. I am irked. I really am.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What's happened?

Some Wakefield fans decided, in their wisdom, to celebrate the late tries by killing and eating some babies that were wearing Castleford tops. They stole them from the gaping parents and climbed a floodlight before peeling them like grapes and devouring them. In the Yorkshire Evening post are CCTV pictures of their blood encrusted maw.

Wakefield fans have moved on from letter writing and are now dabbling in fuel-air explosives.

Or was it flares? The details are hazy.

You've missed out "laughing stock". I know the term appeared in only three letters this week but I'd expect its usage to increase now that the season's underway.

Even more fiery than the ground to air expletives one normally receives as a visitor to BV.

Ah, I see why you posted on ours now Pumpy.

I don't think anyone really thinks we'll be treated differently because our Chairman is new. He's done it long enough to take responsibility.
He's trying hard to make sure the club takes it seriously but because he has come out so clearly on the subject all the media have latched on.

We'll get a fine or we won't. The RFL haven't exactly been our friends in the past so I can't see them starting now.

Stupid smoke bombs....one blue, one red. Rumour says they were stopped from throwing a white one but who knows.
They still caused a delay and could have caused an issue in the crowd if they hadn't been thrown on the field ironically.

Pointless and stupid. Can't explain it any better.