How old, one kid on there posted 1500 times in 4 weeks, tells me he is of an age with nowt better to do with his hands

im 121 in November me

what do you want to buy me as a birthday present?

96year old yoof me, tearin up da streets in mi 3 wheeled scooter blud!

Can you play in the centres? We are a bit light at the moment...

Im 113+ me not saying exact age though as that would be telling.

If the moneys right, i'll play where you want, have the pace to play on the wing but the beef to play as a prop if you like.

Ah...that might just be where we hit a teeny weeny snag...

Flowers? Or an ancient brew I have unearthed made of mouse milk,crushed ants,badgers eyes,the scrotum of a unicorn and bark from the Josua tree, all mixed together with mediaeval breakfast ale,porter and raw sugar cane spirit.This is distilled then put in vats for 142 years,10 months, 16 days,9hours and 11 minutes.

You want some?

I bring the mental age right down to be fair!!

Bless you guys, you love us dont you!

I'll take 2 pints. Come to think of it, I think I had some of that in a pu in Armley once. Said Tetley's on the tap, but I think it was probably what you've just described.

What's the point of this post ... other than to feed Leeds trolls?

because of the massive gap between our clubs now your guys cant really have any banter about rugby as its a no contest.

So you have dropped to this level!!

Pay me more than i'm on currently and i'll consider it

I'd not worry - their resident mischiefmaker-general has started a thread on Substandard about THIS thread, and they are doing a good job feeding themselves without any help from us.