1. Us not being very good.
2. The world economy.
3. Joey Barton.
4. The wart on my toe.
5. Ferocious Aardvark.
6. Lada.
7. My baldness.
8. Michael Barrymore.
9. Jonathan Creek.
10. Famine.
11. The death of Woolworths.
12. Fridge magnets.
13. Old women in post office queues.
14. Taxi Drivers.
15. Charity muggers.
16. Kerry Katona.
17. Overseas call centres.
18. Skol.
19. People taking too long (usually women) at a cash machine.
20. Michael Winner.
21. Tomatoes.
22. Rugby Union.
23. Flavoured water.
24. Farming difficulties in Zimbabwe.
25. Apartheid.
26. Ugly people on TV. (see point 16)
27. Louis Walsh.
28. The (illegal) Turkish Invasion of Cyprus in 1974.
29. Turkey.
30. Turks.
31. Donner Kebabs.
32. Knife Crime.
33. The youth of today.
34. Old people saying "In my day......"
35. The battle of Waterloo.
36. Overcrowding in prisons.
37. ABBA.
38. Steven Segal movies.
39. David Beckhams red card v Argentina in World Cup 1998.
40. As above, Rooney v Portugal.
41. Crap signings and poor tactics.
42. The Tsunami that hit Sri Lanka.
43. Dysentry. (and Dallas. )
44. People called Geoffrey/Jeffrey.
45. KD Lang being a lezza.
46. The slave trade.
47. Gun running.
48. Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.
49. Eddie and Stevo.
50. Phil "Wigan" Clarke.
51. Fairground Attraction's eighties music killer "Perfect"
52. Hot Fuzz.
53. Grey sock and hankies for Christmas.
54. My mum.
55. Greenhouse gasses and the continuing destruction of the ozone layer.
56. Deforestation.
57. Bono.
58. Frogs (both leathery and French)
59. Hairy backs/bums.
60. Genital warts.
61. The pound - euro conversion rate.
62. Dale's Supermarket Sweep.
63. The Flumps.
64. Mr Blobby.
65. Simon Finnigan.
66. Smaller Wagon Wheels.
67. Lower alcohol Stella Artois.
68. Eddie "the eagle" Edwards.
69. Fish stocks.
70. Fishsta.
71. Bird flu.
72. Uri Geller.
73. The Sinclair C-5.
74. The IRA
75. Whaling.
76. The assasination of John Lennon.
77. Ratners.
78. People that shop in Netto supermarkets.
79. Crap car boot sales.
80. Female "comediennes".
81. Illegal immigrants.
82. BEKO televisions.
83. Amy Winehouse's habit.
84. George W Bush.
85. Alan Carr.
86. The price of bread.
87. The Trafford Arms hotel shower.
88. Weeds.
89. Magazines devoted to horses.
90. Basque Seperatism / ETA.
91. Kim Jung Il.
92. Berets.
93. Fingerless gloves.
94. Crazy frog.
95. Bob Geldof.
96. Jade Goody.
97. Songs of Praise.
98. Daniel O Donnell and people who buy his records.
99. Tripe (see above)
100. Ray French.

Any more?

Is this you trying to be a Mr, Damo-Leeds ?

101: The film Batman & Robin
102: Ben Afleck
103: The Simpsons not being funny any more
104: Jack the Ripper
105: The Star Wars prequels being
106: JFK assassination
107: The fall of the Roman empire
108: The rise of Hitler in the 1930's
109: Pointless Hollywood remakes
110: Bobby Davro
111: The crick in my neck
112: All diseases know to man except HIV and cancer
113: HIV and cancer
114: "100 Greatest x" TV shows
115: Joe Pasqualie
116: The expansion of China's influence
117: Women who get y when men make sexist comments about them when they're wearing low-cut and revealing clothes
118: Jordan
119: Novelty Xmas records
120: Stalin's purges of communist Russia

He is merely a pretender.

You forgot steve ganson,stuart cummings and solomona's diet!

You little scamp.

Regretable yes, illegal no.

In its resolution of the 29 July 1974, the Council of Europe confirmed the legality of the Turkish invasion. Then none other than the Greek court of appeal in Athens upheld this decision in the following year. The Greek court went on to add:

"The real culprits ...are the Greek officers who engineered and staged a coup and prepared the conditions for the invasion".

I have it on good authority that Macca was the presiding judge if that helps.

Is he responsible for Mystic Eddie not being funny in the slightest?

Even if he then adds a wink and claims irony.

Ooh harsh.

Just trying to lighten the mood a bit. After all I blame him for everything that goes wrong at the Bulls so he is as well taking the blame for everything else!

However, whether you (or anyone else for that matter) find it funny or not really does not bother me in the slightest TBH.

It is a classic Freudian Oedipus complex.

ME is actually McNamaras lovechild!

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38. Steven Segal movies.

I quite like Under Siege - good cake scene

121: My train to work being cancelled this morning
122: The old woman in the queue at Tesco who paid in pennies and thus ment I was nearly late back from lunch
123: Failure of UN Weapon Inspectors to find WMD's in Iraq
124: Steve Guttenburg
125: All movies staring Steve Guttenburg
126: The 100 Years War
127: The "Your Call is Important to us" automatied message when you ring callcentres
128: Childhood obesity
129: Nick Cage
130: The Black Death
131: Me stubbing my toe on the door NYE when ed
132: Being unable to find a matching pair of socks when you taken them out the dryer
133: Tim Henman failing to win Wimbledon
134: Unsightly hair growth