Right, I've written to the club countless times and I've now received letters from Chalmers' solicitor telling me I must not be spotted within 500 feet of his house. Yet nothing has been done and chav corner continue taking over the pop side to sing naff songs led by a lad with a drum and bloke with a trumpet.

If that's what they're into what's wrong with Sunday school? The adults want to watch rugby.

The other week they were throwing paper around which is basically littering. I complained to the council about that - as its technically council property - requesting the installment of city wardens to issue on the spot fines. No sign of them which is ridiculous as the fines would be a valuable source of income.

They're now scrounging for money for party supplies for Blackpool. Last two seasons have been embarrassing with the club's fans on show whooping and hollering like inbreds on tv. Hasn't the club's name been dragged through the mud enough already?

I had great feedback on the idea of setting up a vigilante reactionary force to close this down. I therefore, propose a quiet sit in on Sunday. Let's get there as soon as the gates open on Sunday. If we all place a newspaper under our left arm we can spot our brothers in arms and gather together. Take over the pop terrace in numbers forcing the chavs out of that area. The players don't need those idiots making a load of noise as they come out. They need peace and quiet to concentrate.

I think the paper under the left arm idea is a winner as the chavs won't know what one is. Some of them look like they'd struggle to read the beano.

See you Sunday lets get odsal back to the peace and quiet it used to be - a place where one could find solitude.

The blue touchpaper has been lit. *Waits for the sound of this post going over heads.*
Looks like someone is back on the cherry brandy. About time too

AS I no longer read newspapers will it be OK to put my iPad under my arm.

A copy of Private Eye under the arm should do it.

You'd need to go onto a news site on the iPad and then it would be OK.

Doesn't count has to be a newspaper.

If we let private eye in then we'd have to let other magazines in.

Then you might end up with someone turning up with Viz, Nuts, Razzle, Forty Twenty etc. They could then be one of the chavs infiltrating our movement. I have people on the inside of the chavs group too.

One is doing really well and has worked his way in to a high ranking level. He's really good but I don't think he can still pull off a mod hair cut at his age.

Good. I know if you use your iPad to swat a fly it works out damn expensive.

I solved the problem of this unruly mob very easily. I moved into the stand. You can't hear em from there, no matter how loud they think they are.

In all seriousness seen stuff about these on the pit that is the banter page. People moaning about what they sing etc because one song has one swear word in it. I'm not an advocate of bad language at rugby we aren't football and can surely fudge the words they sing accordingly. But some of the bile on there about a group who are trying to create a bit of atmosphere is nonsense. It's as if some people want to be a game like in the NRL. I personally see nothing wrong with what they do especially if they could cull that one swear word! Think some are going OTT (not referring to the OP!)

I enjoy them singing and playing the drum to be honest and my son who is 6, loves it.

He sings the songs at home and he loves it.

It's hard to explain to the Mrs why the daughters' vocabulary is expanding alarmingly...

Is Motorcycle News a newspaper? Is that allowed...

I've re-read your post a few times and would welcome clarification on whether your son loves it or not.

Is your son Kevin Keegan?