Might sound a bit daft but couldn't you put a fluorescent sign on a lampost on match days pointing down to the club.

That would be a bit lazy in my opinion. Surely it would be better to stand at the entrance in a Bullman suit gesticulating toward the carpark. Maybe from about 1pm.

I'd be up for that if I could get hold of the suit.

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