Quote: Marcus Notsquare "A Yorkshire man's wife died, and he decides to have a simple headstone. It was just to have her name, the year she was born, the year she died, and the phrase 'Lord she were thine.'
The stonemason agreed to make it, but the first time the man visited the grave he saw it read 'Lord she were thin.'
He rang the stonemason and shouted 'you daft bugger, you left the e off!'
The stonemason agreed to fix it. The man returned to the grave a week later, and it now read 'E Lord she were thin.''"
E, that’s an old un, best told by the Barnsley Bard, Ian McMillan.