Fellow walking down the street feeling incredibly horny, decides to visit the local Prossy on the street corner, Gets there and goes up to her and says" I'm desperate for some action, but I've only a pound coin, can you help me"? Sure she says, " for a pound I'll drop my drawers and you can stick your tongue between my legs and enjoy yourself" So, down he goes, after a minute he swallows a piece of Potato, hmm he thinks, but as he's enjoying the experience, onwards to goes. After another minute, he swallows a piece of carrot, hmm he again thinks, but again he Carrie's on. Another minute he swallows a piece of meat.. so now he has to ask about this. He says to her" Only been at it for 3 minutes and I've swallowed a piece of Potato, then Carrot, then some meat..What's up?" She replies, " Oh that. Well the fellow before you, was sick"

Ever wondered why the Saudis don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do?

I found this was very relaxing when I was feeling stressed.

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An owl's just flown into the kitchen, dried all me cups and plates. Couldn't believe it. Must have been a Teat Owl.

To be honest it sounded a tad too much like government information from the Friday night telecasts from the (not very) sage committee. Still, it must be helping, I seem to be much more exterminated....sorry, a bit more relaxed now.

What do you call a French footballer playing Nintendo...

Thierry on Wii