Quote: Bullseye "Must be due quite a testimonial!'"
If only he (ie. the one at the time) hadn't "muckied his ticket" when getting into a discussion about the team with the umpire when he was standing at the non-striker's end when batting. The umpire was a bit worried about his mental state as he "didn't seem to know one player from another", or "even who the captain was", as I recall. Not really surprising as he only actually knew the one team member who pulled him out of the pub, and he only knew [ihim [/ias Des. Fortunately he got out, very shortly afterwards, without troubling the scorers and the conversation ended.