Give this man a beer. Seriously as an outsider looking in can the RFL screw your club over any more? New club but we will deduct you 12 points, oh and can you play in Championship as it would stuff our fixtures up and Bash if you start (as you should) in Ch1. Oh, can you also play Hull KR 3 times so our crowds for the bash look good. Finally, we didn't expect Toulouse to be in the shield and the part time clubs need a bit of time to sort time off, so would you be a darling and play them first even though that may relegate you and you'll have no fans for remaining fixtures. Really it's in your best interests as the RFL pets.

And the only thing you have to understand is how 2+2 and 3+1 can both equal 4.

But don't worry, you keep at it and I'm sure the teacher will give you a gold star eventually. Even if it's just one for attempting to participate with the rest of the children

Nice to see the cretins have arisen again now they are not in the bottom 4.

This one won't arise again.

Oh Bullseye, you spoil sport. I was enjoying baiting the sadact little troll.

Though, no doubt once he's figured it out, he'll be back with a new identity to tell us all about how he does his accounts on an excel spreadsheet for his kitchen fitting business.