It seems like BCB think the deal has fallen through?
That's Hobbo on BCB twitter not a Mick fantasy special.

HHHHMMMMM this could get awkward... Hi Mr Lamb its Ralf sorry we messed you about, have you still got that £1m floating about?

Was there ever even a deal made? I doubt it.

I initially read that as "Wigan Lane"...bit of a trek for you all, but there is a decent pitch there (Wigan RUFC).

The sin bin was a very funny place to visit the day she died and for many days after

Indeed, and all the fuss over the funeral. If they'd given a shovel to everyone she put out of work, within half an hour we could have dug a pit deep enough to pass her on to Lucifer by hand.