Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Claudia Winkleman
Laura Trott
Ryan Whitcut
The guy who is responsible for the colour of the green water in the diving pool
Zlatan Ibrahimovich
The former president of the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, Mehmet Ali Talat.
Anyone Mick Gledhill says it is
Mrs. Baines from number 18 Primrose Gardens
Trotters Independent Traders
The Eltanin Antenna (
Dunder Mifflin
The Kentucky Meat Shower (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower)
Robert Mugabe
Sir Killalot (but I wouldn't completely rule out Matilda)
John Inverdale
Johnny the Fox
John the Baptist
John I
The Guy from Surgical Spirit
The Dark Knight (Risen or Otherwise)
The bloke off Dragon's Den who not only invented a Moonpig but also looks like a Moon pig
Captain Magic's Nosh Wagon
Geo Compario
Donald Trump
Neither Hillary Clinton nor Bill Clinton
Darth Vader
The Eagles of Death Metal
David Icke
Pope Ignacious II
Jeremy Corbyn
Judge Lionel Nutmeg
Greg Mitchell
Wakey Davey
Graham Lister
Mulligan & O'Hare
Donald & Davey Stott
Louis Spence
Gok Wan
that lass what flogs settees on telly for SCS
William S. Preston Esq
Antonius Gubba
Fatima Whitbread
Sally Webster
Will Carling
The Ultimate Warrior
Kirklees light Railway Ltd
Your mum
Ted Rogers
Stu Francis
Bungle Bugs
Poseidon
Johnny Ball
Gordon Burns
Coronation Street
John Merrick
Gary Schofield
Dave Craven
Derrick Beaumont
Rene Descartes
Sonic the Hedgehog
Perry out of Little Mix
An Overwhelming Sense of the futility of all things
Buster Bloodvessel
Juan Sebastian Veron
Dave Angel - Eco-Warrior
Timon and/or Pumba
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Lord Lucan
Kim Kardashian
the Face On Mars
Walmart
the Krankies
John Cena
Red Rum
William H Macy
Tori Spelling
John Shuttlecock
Tim Henman
Robin Hood
Peter Hood
The Hooded Claw
Baron Silas von Greenback
Harry Potter
Lord Voldemort
Katniss Everdeen
Grotbags
Worzil Gummidge
