I know I'm tempting some wrath here and please don'the all try murder me at once but...

IF we went to the wall and IF that New Bulls/Northern thing turned out to be an actual thing rather than a (pretty committed) trolling attempt, would anyone support them? If they did turn out to be serious I might be tempted to at least give them a chance.

Firstly can I point out, I know it's nothing but a Fax trolling attempt...

If the actual situation arose though. Bulls went under, a new club turns up in it's wake. I guess it depends on what level we're talking. I already go and watch my local amateur side when I can. If the new club was at the same level, I wouldn't give a flying one. If they entered at Champ 1 or higher, then yeah, I think I'd give them a chance.

It's all total bull though, so it's totally theoretical.

Theoretical? Isn't that something to do with religion? I think the clergy go to theoretical colleges, so it must be..

Well if I win the Euro Millions this week, i'll build 3 stands round our pitch (Dudley Hill) and fund a 1.85m salary cap next year in champ 1, have I got everyones support? i'll approach Rohan to coach, and sign all the academy lads

Lose the blue and yellow and I'm there.

How would joining the Nights Watch solve anything?

Their leader was brought back from the dead and then went on to defeat his enemies. Perhaps the club could follow suit.

We have a very nice poppy kit done as a special for Help for Heroes i'm sure would suffice! Not sure how it would sit with Roger Daly tho he's a bowling man

I don’t mind the Dudley Hill colours really. Nice little ground too. I’d not been until we started having regular academy games there. I’ll be back to watch them if the Bulls go t1ts up.

Why so? Just out of interest?

I imagine it's the history of their own club not being allowed to go to the wall but others having to do so in order to pay for it.