Latest tweet from the Bulls indicates that jimmy doesn't believe we need a natural sandwich maker

Well, as we all know, news is at a premium these days but, as I understand it, she is going round all the other clubs and asking if they'll just check out all their cupboards to see if they have anything they won't be using and, if so, to consider letting us have it. so far she's got quite a bit of the fancy Darjeeling stuff but is a little short on the stronger, basic builder's tea.

She was hoping the new manager [when he arrives] might have some new varieties with him but, so far, he can't use his new motorbyke to travel as he is still waiting for a new visor to be delivered from Halfords. This will hopefully arrive soon and then the urn can be fired up and normal service resumed.

News Update:
Tealady unable to make tea at the present as she is awaiting Visa. This will replace the Mastercard used by the old co.

She makes a pretty strong and scary brew, but I still think sales could be increased if they could get the PG rating lifted.

Whispers are that tea lady has been asked to rub noses with the new owners as instead of shaking hands, she said she would after timing her nose hair