How do you pull a fat bird ? Piece of cake.

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

An English cat, named One Two Three and a French cat, named Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the Channel. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank

Police have charged a drayman with murder following the discovery of a shooting victim in the cellar of the Top house.

They think he gave him both barrels.

I'd tell you a joke about a bin but it's rubbish.

James Lowes

Knew it was coming...

I've just thought of one

Bradford Bulls don't need a scrum half

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers

Haha I like that one

What's brown and sticky?

A stick