Oh come on, we ALL know where the Nosy one gets his 'information' from-: message boards, twitter and the like.
Truth is, he's the true bright individual out of the lot of us though - he gets paid* for using his tripewriter.
*That's clearly an assumption, of course and may be wrong, he may just get off on telling everyone that he's a bona fide journo and not bother about the remuneration..
Just a thought- won't we look idiots if he DOES go to Wire.....