Shirley love, just do one. You got no wit and no style, you're being taken apart mercilessly and you're too thick to even see it. God you're stupid. You've come out of the toilet with yer skirt tucked in yer knickers and everyone is too discreet to tell ya, well I'm not, yer making a right **** out of yersen.

I don't really remember all that much, to be honest Pumpy, but let's be fair when somebody connected to the England soccer team changes his vest there are big headlines on all the sports pages..and sometimes they don't know when to stop!

Hey it's a pleasant topic free-for-all on here of late so if people want to talk about the goal attack for estonian netball league 2 teams in the 1860s they are welcome.

Oh, yes only boredom awaits. Roll on next season, and hopefully the 'inter season adjournment' et the Aussies call it something daft like that..] will pass without any 'excitement', and not as per previous years. It seems months since the season ended, too long already...do they have bonus points in Estonian netball [any division]? I did try to google it but it seems to be in some very foreign language.

They don't play netball in Estonia though. Who is your favourite Estonian sports personality?

Mine has to be sumo wrestler Baruto Kaito (ne Kaido Höövelson). But I think he would have made a very useful old style prop.

Here he is in gear loaned from tigertot-

He's good but he's no Mart Poom is he.