Pardon me if this has been covered somewhere else, but I've just come back from Mars. Where's Eddie Hemmings?

Garry Schofield slaughtered your club from top to bottom in his column in a certain national newspaper, going on about what a total shambles you are.

He also criticised the sacking of Cummins as a waste of time.


So it's not just Stevo who is having a right go at you.

He tipped us in [iLeague Express[/i to go down from day one. He does hate us outright, bar Luke Gale of course, but he must have had a tip about the 6-points or summink.

Many believe Stevo to be a man of influence, so his words are considered to be, well, oracle like, in a sense, well they are put out on national TV. Whereas Gary Schofield hasn't said anything of note, or even posited an opinion worth listening to, since around 1965.

If we cared a jot about GS's opinion we'd be upset, but we don't, so we aren't.

I am mortally wounded by anything Garry says. Really.

I've long admitted that I'm on the fence when it comes to Gary Schofield. On the one hand he was a fantastic player. On the other he is a fat, beady eyed little man, with zero insight into the game, a monumental inability to coach, coupled with an ego inflated to the size of latvia and more arrogance that Dr A Rogant from Arrogant University.