theres always time

We are gutted you won't be there to give your lads some support.
That face looks great without the nose by the way- it could catch on.

How have i cut my nose off? Despite popular belief there are other things you can do on a Sunday that do not involve rugby league. I will be very happy in the fact that i will not be putting money into Huddersfield(Sheffield) Giants.

You wanna tell that one round the pub you'll be surrounded by people wanting to hear more.

I'll be making love to a beautiful woman.

She's slightly more expensive than the Giants but better looking and more greatful.

Yup! And as things stand, plenty of it..