Mate, this forum wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!
It's passed on! This forum is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker!

It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!

It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule!!

Had my first crap since the horse meat scandal broke.

It was good to firm but soft in places

coming from the land of sheep i have heard many euphemisms for getting intimate

and as for the second part of your post you are incorrect.

Hudders field and Shef field were combined. Except the Hudders ate the Sheff and normal service was resumed.

Everyone says that they are hungry enough to eat a horse.

Now they are, and they cant stop fecking complaining

Actually, for DG, Sheffield Eagles Ltd (as was) took over the assets of Huddersfield rlfc. You will see that the current Huddersfield club used to be Sheffield Eagles. But, as DG admits, the net result was rather like the Gateshull "merger", with pretty well all the advantage going to Huddersfield. Taking advantage of a vulnerable club like that, its the sort of conduct you would more expect to see with...lets see, a good example might be the more disreputable payday lenders?

Must admit, I'm really glad our main sponsor is the country's largest, long-established sub-prime lender, not something like an offcumden dodgy payday lender. And was not involved in, for example, selling dodgy home income plans to vulnerable pensioners. Must be horrible knowing the baggage that comes with some club owners, eh?