Quote: tigertot "I would try vaseline, it's a relief or so I'm told.'"
It shurely can't be a coincidence the "bull" is "lube" backwards.
Starbug's just the sort of hypocrite that whenever he's had or has a legal or accounting problem, there he is, straight round the accountants or solicitors, nicey nicey, all handshakes and "How are you?", obsequiously fawning and grovelling. You can bet the two-faced get never makes his views known to them.