Bless him.

I would try vaseline, it's a relief or so I'm told.

Surely you should say "alleged" soliciting - I believe the charges were dropped

It shurely can't be a coincidence the "bull" is "lube" backwards.

Starbug's just the sort of hypocrite that whenever he's had or has a legal or accounting problem, there he is, straight round the accountants or solicitors, nicey nicey, all handshakes and "How are you?", obsequiously fawning and grovelling. You can bet the two-faced get never makes his views known to them.

The charges never were dropped, but as I sit here in the Ecuadorian embassy typing this, I can assure you that I never had sexual relations with that woman, and it is all a farce to try to extradite me to Ilkley. I won't go.

Well, there really is no accounting for the amount of soliciting some folk get up to Adey, but what goes on behind closed doors is nobody's business I guess..

tigertot has explained to me that technically, you wouldn't apparently get much "business" soliciting behind closed doors, it is apparently an outdoor activity. I don't know how he knows so much about it, or why he said "business" in quotes, but whenever he's at the Fighting Cock, he does seem to spend an unusual amount of time on the pavements outside.

It was his apparent intimacy with Vaseline that concerned me the most.

In case it rubbed off on you & FA??

It takes my mind back to 20 years ago when I first arrived in Bradford. Being extremely popular I was invited down to the FC one night of my first week. A colleague dropped me off on the corner outside the FC & drove off. It was about 9pm on a cold, damp November evening. It did cross my mind I could have mistakenly stumbled across a satanic cult & I was going to die.
Then I opened the door...........

A mate once rubbed Winter Green on my nads after a game. I made the mistake of trying to wash it off.