according to his sisters, boyfriends mistress we are getting Billy Slater

If Adeybull reads this he will be wondering where the pigeon comes into it

According to imogen thomas...ryan giggs is coming.

I reckon we should go for Chris Riley from Warrington for next season, he's on a months loan at the Quins, but might not be in Tony Smith's plans next season. They already have Monaghan, King, Williams and Evans in front of him at the moment. I'd also take a punt on Ali Lauitiiti, he's not been in the best of form recently but a change of club might see him play some better rugby, he's rumoured to be going to Widnes though. He could be the impact forward we need off the bench and am sure he wouldnt cost the earth.

Like the shout but fear his knees have seen better days. Plus can we afford another ex leeds player?
Is david williams still out of contract at manly, was playing a lot of past 18months in their reserve grade after injury, may fancy a change and he is good.

Lauitiiti's past it IMO and while he was a good impact player once he isn't anymore. A luxury player anyway not a pack leader in the mould of Morrison which we could do with.

I know we are short of real quality, but David Walliams?? I know he can swim, but ...

I could imagine a scenario where a longstanding Rhino, out of contract and with a busted knee, signs on a 1 year contract to us.

Id go for matty blythe if he is available as rumoured. Not sure what is happening with jake webster but id have a look at him also