I hope he stays and that's exactly how I would like to see him used, maybe a similar type of deal that Deacon has got at Wigan with the opportunity to get into a coaching role

If his decisions on which country to live in are based on whether he can get the darts on telly or not I'm not sure I want him.

I know, that just has to be wind up

And then theres the fact that he would inexplicably refuse to wash if he can't find somewhere showing darts.

You don't think all this a precursor to putting in a bid to do the website blog next year? Seems like the right sense of humour!