You could always shove the baby under your jumper and pass as a fat bloke.

Nah, I think it's compulsory to use your phone in the cinema. Since they stopped people smoking, phones light up as often as matches used to. To be honest I think that these kid's ability to text with their one free hand whilst watching the film and with their other arm round the girl/boy friend is utterly amazing.

I`m trying to remember what I used to do with my free hand when I was that age.........nah, it's gone I'll remember later.....

Triple would be fairer in the off-chance they are carrying twins.

I think this text a steward idea could be open to abuse though. Let's say you object to someone swearing(which we all know does happen at rugby games). Fair enough someone constantly using the "F" word for example needs reporting. But does someone who uses the same word once in the entire game because his team has conceeded a try/penalty,or dropped the ball or had a player sin binned or sent off really deserve the same fate?

Whether it worked or not would depend on having stewards with common sense. So it probably wouldn't work for most grounds.

I got the idea that, when texted, the stewards went to the area concerned and then came to their own conclusion as to what, if any, action to take. Course, if the guy who texted is still making a fuss remonstrating with someone, HE might finish up being the one thrown out!