Imitation is the sincerist form of flattery

Was thinking about this event and maybe the RFL can make it bigger and include more events that would bring in the pundits!

RL's slowest man - get the heaviest man from each club and make them do 400m! Go Solomona!

Fastest merry whistle blower - Thaler and Child will make Ganson look unfit while he puffs and pants over the line last!

SL coaches race - this would be hilarious. Macca and Morgan vying for top spot as fatty McLennon battles it out with McRae. Even the Macca Sackers would get behind him and cheer him on to success

Sky sports race - Clarke vs McDermott Vs Oconnor would be funny, but could Stevo beat Eddie to avoid the wooden spoon. My money is on Stevo I'm his biggest fan!

Barry Mac was on about a lad at Hull that he said - was the fastest thing he's seen in a long time. Worth a punt?

I think the story on that site is a little wrong.

It has the following odds:

Roy Calvert (Duhaney Park Sharks & Jamaica) 6/1


Somehow I think they might Whitehaven's Craig Calvert, who I think finished 2nd last time.