What's brown and sticky?

A stick

A white horse goes into a bar. The barman says " Guess what? We've got a whisky named after you". The horse replies, "What? Eric?"

A mate of mine told me he was humping his girlfriend and her twin. I said, "How can you tell them apart". He said, "Her Brothers got a moustache"

Chris Chester took his first training session at my club Wakefield Trinity this morning, he got all the players lined up and asked them to stand in their usual positions ..... they all went and stood behind the posts.

What's the most confusing day in Leigh?

Father's Day.

who will bulls play in the next round of the challenge cup

NO ONE

My wife went out to get some milk 6 week ago and I haven't seen her since. My mate asked me how I was managing, I told him I'm using the powdered stuff

TOP DRAW

Three men go for a job interview at the Warburtons bakery .....
One from Leigh, one from Salford & another from Wigan .....

Interviewer :
"So tell me, why do you want to work here"

Leigh man :
"Because I am flat broke, not a pot to pee in & I have been off with depression since Ryan Brierley left the Centurions Club".

Interviewer :
"So tell me, what brings you here"

Salford man :
"A bus" ........ "and err .... the social say they are gonna cut my benefits"

Interviewer :
"So tell me, why Waburtons"

Wigan man :
"Co's 'am in tur bread"


Boom ... tish.

And the Lord said to John "Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"

But john came fifth, and received a toaster

Want to hear a word i just made up?

Plagiarism