I propose that all clubs found guilty of fiddling the salary cap should not get a licence next time. Only that way can we be sure the game is cleansed.

What happens when a breach is not deliberate?

Shouod not happen anyway with a live cap, unless players are receiving money from "unconnected" third parties who are actually "connected" or are otherwise receiving money for playing that is not recorded through the club's records?

I would look into the CEO's minces & see if he was lying (it would be a he because Kath would never do anything naughty). I would have Phil Collins do a drum roll, wait for what seemed like an hour in an X-factor stylee, before turning my thumb down. I would have an executioner with a black sack over his head who would then decapitate Phil Collins for being a right-wing, miserable, baldy git who said he would come back to GB if the Tories got in. The CEO would get 50 lines saying I must not cheat the salary cap again.

Bit hard on the CEO, that?

60 if the player involved pretended to be Welsh.

60 sodding LASHES for that!

But supposing his grandmother [ireally did[/i own a Welsh dresser?

A cross one?

I don't think anyone would want an angry dresser

Asking for trouble when tugging on the zips......Ouch

It's all different now.

What goes in Nando's, stays in Nando's.