I'm delighted. Just proves what I thought of him all along, a complete t***er!

Bet the players he named won't be too impressed

"the biggest scandal in the history of rugby league"

rugby league must be a pretty dull sport if the biggest scandal is two players putting a bet on a regular season fixture

other sports have drivers being told to crash deliberately, women runners who are really men, players having their mouths cut to fake an extra substitution

just as well we have Sean "I shagged as many birds as George Best" Long around to give some Guns and Roses edge to the game

I tell you what, why couldn't he spend a couple of hours practising goal kicks, just in case, seeing as he hasn't bothered in three years?

Have you ever written for hours on end in these days of computer keyboards. Stiff thumb, dropped passes etc. Sounds far-fetched but my bloody wrist is knackered after writing for more than ten minutes these days.

Anyway, most complaints are not about the signing session, it's about the timing of the book release and the adverse publicity that will undoubtedly fall out from it in the most important week of the season.

What do you expect from the most unprofessional rugby league player we have had for years.

"2002 is such a blur I've had to watch rugby DVDs to find out what the hell happened. It was only after watching the Grand Final that I remembered I was kicking the goals. I could have sworn it was Scully."

Not only has he been with as many 'birds'as George Best.....many were the same women!.....Longy, you old dog.

Nat Wood was the instigator for the blackpool fancy dress party that led to the betting scandal. It wasnt a saint who casued this fuss, its clearly Nat Wood and his bad ways. Nat was 60 seconds from signing for saints, in a swap plus cash for Longy going the other way. The reason it didnt go ahead was due to Nat and his antics on the fatefull blackpool trip. Hence he went back home to OZ in disgrace.

Was actually a case of "loose lips sink ships" - alcohol, after dinner speaking and a chap at a bookmaker

We know Longy isn't the brightest spark, but from the exerts I've read from this book it sounds stupidly hilarious. Back in his younger days, there is no doubt he was a 'wild child' to say the least.

Indeed. I think I'll have to have a read of this one...

He should have subtitled it Lance Todd Legend. If he's giving out free kisses as well I'm there! We love you Longy.

just finished it what a read, well done Sean on being honest. hes a nutter

I think "the biggest scandal in the history of rugby league" must be a reference to Paul Deacon getting selected ahead of him at international level.