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[img:2penstlp]http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5994/saints7sk.gif[/img:2penstlp] "...the biggest boor, the most opinionated pompous bigot that frequents these boards and he is NOT to be taken at all seriously. ":187.jpg



Gelling is a superb physical athlete who unfortunately seems to have sawdust between his ears. If he could get a brain, he'd be magnificent.

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Quote: Roy Haggerty "Gelling is a superb physical athlete who unfortunately seems to have sawdust between his ears. If he could get a brain, he'd be magnificent.'"



Well unless the ape does a cameo turn as the Wiazard of Oz I think the goons are going to be stuck with old sawdust brains

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Quote: SaintsFan "Who cares? It was just fun to laugh at him! He plays for Wigan. It's fun to laugh at anyone who plays for Wigan. a014.gifyour Not laughing now though pal icon_lol.gif

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Quote: SomersetSaint "The Goons really are the gift that keeps giving. Clowns like Gelling and Bowen, and fools like Clubb and Flower really are the sort of players you want to see named on the opposition team sheet.'"


The gift that keeps on giving, icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif you really do look foolish now pal, this is pure Comedy Gold icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: The Mustard Tiger "The gift that keeps on giving,
You've ended up having the better season and can quite rightly feel proud of that, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree here. We've had your number this year (you only managed to scrape a win by the skin of your teeth at your place even though we had no half backs) and you lads can just count yourselves lucky that you got a bye against Huddersfield and didn't have to play us. Crazy how influential that Ryan Hall try at Huddersfield was.

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Quote: The Reaper "You've ended up having the better season and can quite rightly feel proud of that, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree here. We've had your number this year (you only managed to scrape a win by the skin of your teeth at your place even though we had no half backs) and you lads can just count yourselves lucky that you got a bye against Huddersfield and didn't have to play us. Crazy how influential that Ryan Hall try at Huddersfield was.'"

LMAO, it just keeps on giving a014.gif

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It might be a good idea to wait until after the Grand Final before gloating. We know better than anyone, getting there means nothing if you lose it!

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Quote: SRV "It might be a good idea to wait until after the Grand Final before gloating. We know better than anyone, getting there means nothing if you lose it!'"
Not really bothered, i expect a loss, it wouldn't be fair to let Sir Kev of Sinfield to retire without doing the treble icon_confused.gif

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Quote: The Mustard Tiger "Not really bothered, i expect a loss, it wouldn't be fair to let Sir Kev of Sinfield to retire without doing the treble
Not really bothered? You expect a loss?

Terrible supporter.

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Quote: The Reaper "You've ended up having the better season and can quite rightly feel proud of that, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree here. We've had your number this year (you only managed to scrape a win by the skin of your teeth at your place even though we had no half backs) and you lads can just count yourselves lucky that you got a bye against Huddersfield and didn't have to play us. Crazy how influential that Ryan Hall try at Huddersfield was.'"

I would tend to agree. Saints do seem to have Wigan's number since the GF. However Huddersfield finished above you in the table. It's just possible that we played well on Thursday, beating a decent team. I guess we'll know more after the GF.

However keep the 'comedy gold' stuff coming. It's nice to know that it's not only Wigan fans that suffer from hubris. icon_surprised.gifops:

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Quote: Twentyman "

1. Not really bothered?

2. You expect a loss?

3. Terrible supporter.'"


1. Not bothered about looking foolish

2. I expect there to be dodgy decisions against us, Sinfield retiring has got my mind working overtime, would rather had had Saints for a classic Derby final

3. Nice attempt icon_thumb.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: Twentyman "

1. Not really bothered?

2. You expect a loss?

3. Terrible supporter.'"


1. Not bothered about looking foolish

2. I expect there to be dodgy decisions against us, Sinfield retiring has got my mind working overtime, would rather had had Saints for a classic Derby final

3. Nice attempt icon_thumb.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: SRV "It might be a good idea to wait until after the Grand Final before gloating. We know better than anyone, getting there means nothing if you lose it!'"


"getting there means nothing if you lose it" Sorry but I can't agree with that. I'd much rather lose a final, than lose in a semi. "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all".

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Quote: pies-r-us ""getting there means nothing if you lose it" Sorry but I can't agree with that. I'd much rather lose a final, than lose in a semi. "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all".'"


Wait till you lose 5 on the bounce and we'll ask you again.

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Quote: Twentyman "Wait till you lose 5 on the bounce and we'll ask you again.'"

Five on the bounce, I think I will have to wait a very long time for that, but I would still go. They're my team win or lose, but it's always better to win of course. icon_thumb.gif

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