Lets take a trip into the jumbled mess that is inside Sad boys head - as scary a thought as that might be
"I know that we are the worst team ever but - gosh darn it - we keep looking like we can get to the grand final again - no matter how much I try to make everyone else see how poor we are as a team and individually - especially that Wellens bloke
I am just going to have to change tack now and make out that the Grand final isnt worth going to
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- well because its
In Manchester
Its dark at night
It rains
There are other people there
we might get beat in a sporting contest
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Thats extremely unfair
It will cost me money
and those nasty internet warriors will rip me to pieces next year when I spout the same old crap if we do win this year
Life just isnt fair - I know I should get behind the team but I just can't do it when slagging them off is just so much fun
Please God help me
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and make sure those other teams win and dont put an end to me being popular
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