Tomkins, Hock and Bailey. Predictable I know, but otherwise it would be Briers, O'Loughlin and Atkins.

So we'll see if this figment of your imagination gets picked up at any of the video review sessions. I believe the results are out tomorrow with the disciplinary hearings on Thursday.

But..But...He slapped me first sir

Lee Smith
Carl Ablett
Matthew Elliot (was about 14 at the time I think but still remember him turning round to us in the West stand at Wigan and giving us all the v sign after Radlinski snatched the last minute try).

The 2 players are very average who are cheap shot cowards.

You'll have to wait for the next "big game" before you see him/her. Unless you want to travel the 150+ miles to MK.

Wilkin would be about the closest but your right and that would worry me as a Saints fan.

I can't help feel the Saints team at the moment is just a bit too nice for it's own good. They seem to have a lot of blokes that you'd rather go for a pint with and slap them on the back then in the face. Even the big bug*ers like Puletua and Soliola seem good eggs.

Perry could get there but he'd have to find some form first.

To be honest I haven't seen a genuine spear tackle in a long time. The ones that tend to get cited these days are 'legs above horizontal' which is an altogether different beast. Peackock's looked quite bad the other day but even in that one the player wasn't driven into the ground, although he did land on his neck. The tough policing of this offence has, in reality, all but eradicated it.

As for the 3rd man in around the legs; you do realise it's not an offence to do that, don't you? Never has been and never will be. Even if you're not familiar with the rules, the fact that it is never cited should give you a bit of a clue! I think you need to take up watching another sport if this is bothering you so much. Maybe boxing. However I suggest you don't start complaining to other boxing fans that those nasty men keep hitting each other. Just saying...

Brain cells + you, that would be a dangerous combination


Having read your witterings on here convinces me that were all pretty safe for a while though.

1-Ratboy
If an all out brawl broke out on the field during the game then surely that would be the ideal opportunity for all 13 players from the other side to form a single line and take it in turn to belt him

2-Madge
Have you ever seen a more arrogant coach in your life than this man,i wanted to belt him everytime his ugly mug was shown on the tv screen

3-Hock
This bloke wants the same good slapping treatment that Fielden got a few years back,i only hope im there to see it

I'd be inclined to agree, we are certainly missing characters like Longy, Tommy and KC. I'd take Sam Tomkins to Saints in a heart beat but you can keep Hock, he's a time bomb , the guy is a talented Rugby player with the IQ of a retarded flea

My 3

1.Ryan Bailey - Horrible guy with limited talent
2.Gareth Hock - Loads of talent and no brain
3.Sam Tomkins - very good player but a wind up merchant.

I'd have Hock in a heartbeat. Have always rated him as the most destructive back rower in SL (alongside Willie Manu) and haven't changed my mind since he came back.

His only problem is that along with being the most destructive back rower, he's the most self-destructive player.