Quote: Ski "Roy Hag was a genius compared to Ainscough.
"Roy, in your contract you get a car, what car do you want?"
"I don't drive."
"Oh, right. Well, what do you want in place of a car?"
"Well our maude has always a washing machine and dryer."
"Err, ok, deal."
Pure, unadulterated GENIUS!'"
Everyone knows Roy could drive.....
''Chris, we are going to give you a Cortisone injection.''
''Hang on, if Arky is getting a car in his contract, I want one''
All urban myths, I fear!!